photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009

phaktard 

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

phaktard by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

Patard 

To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.

dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!

dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.

dude 1: how long will that take?

dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!

Patard by Patar the Gr8 October 14, 2012

peatard 

an offensive term to use on any person; a combination of the expression pea-brain, and the word retard.

the word peatard is both offensive and not offensive. When used to offend someone, it's a combination of the expression pea-brain and the word retard. however, a peabrain is not such an offensive term because a peatard can be simply an uptard disguised as a retard

peatard by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2014

Photard 

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

Photard by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

phitard 

a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol

Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.

phitard by wazzudreams July 19, 2010

photard 

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

photard by bhbronson October 3, 2010