the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.
1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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