18 definitions by messy bun

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 7, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

nips of steal

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.

sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.

by messy bun October 26, 2017

blackeyed willie

A hickie on the head of a mans dick

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie

by messy bun December 29, 2017

bushy shew

a nasty hairy vagina. way too large bush

man she had a bushy shew.

by messy bun October 7, 2017