Phantom Punch 

The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.

Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.

Phantom Punch by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010

Phantom Punch 

When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!

"CORY WIPE IT OFF MY FACE!" Shayna

Phantom Punch by AP January 24, 2004

phantom punch 

being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.

Last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.

phantom punch by Thomas P. Kight February 14, 2008

Phantom Punch 

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

Phantom Punch by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023