Phantom Punch

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The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.

Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.

Phantom Punch by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010

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Phantom Punch

When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!

"CORY WIPE IT OFF MY FACE!" Shayna

Phantom Punch by AP January 24, 2004

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phantom punch

being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.

Last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.

phantom punch by Thomas P. Kight February 14, 2008

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Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

Phantom Punch by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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