Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

phallicacy 

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

phallicacy by g50007 May 2, 2008

philocracy 

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

philocracy by Mike December 25, 2003

phallacracy 

the concept of male rule througout history and the opression of women as a result of this phenomenon

the US has never had a female presdident, the phallacracy is still in charge.

phallacracy by Ghnash February 27, 2008

phallicacy 

an object that is intentionally designed to look like the male reproductive organ.

"at her birthday party, she decided on making her cake a phallicacy"

phallicacy by sirsnipsnip May 13, 2022