phalacamite 

a serious disease that affects the penismusculus in the dick head region of the penis. Usually contracted from having rough anal sex.

coach, i cant practice today they say i got the worst case of phalacamite theyve ever seen.

phalacamite by Ryan44 January 16, 2008

Phalactites 

The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling

If you’re going into Nathan’s bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites

Phalactites by Tominator July 6, 2022