phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006

Phaffing 

Pottering about very happily, occupied with a pointless task. The passing of time where one is delightfully occupied achieving extraordinarily little .

Common behaviour exhibited by people in a shmended state, on day 2 of a bender ..

They said they'll be ten minutes , four hours ago. Obviously, they phaffing around.

Phaffing by Adellaallure May 14, 2021

Paffing 

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

Paffing by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

Plaffing 

To do something purely to mess with people and have fun. Saying and doing stupid things for the pure joy of it.

Do you really think that about Sarah?
Nah, I was just plaffing

Plaffing by Pollisticness October 24, 2018

Paffing 

Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"

Paffing by 3.14r^2 October 8, 2016

Phraffing 

When you talk close to a fan to make you're voice go robotic

Man close to fan : "I AM A RO-BOT"
Friend : "Whoa... Nice phraffing"

Phraffing by ultimateBurrito January 4, 2010

Plaffing 

The art of plaffing is to pay one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

Plaffing by Unemployment May 21, 2018