The most fucking gay thing about the military, besides the navy. Fitness testing standards that every fat sgt everywhere absolutely loves
Lcpl: “Do you need any condoms or lube?”
Boot: “no thanks. I like to take the pft raw”
by Cpl diggity May 1, 2018
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People For That Shit.

When you’ve reached a level in your personal or professional life when you have people to perform miscellaneous tasks which are below your pay grade.
Mow my own yard? Not anymore, I have PFTS
You want me to chop 20 pounds of celery? No way, I’m the chef now. I have PFTS
Dig? I’m the superintendent, I have PFTS.

Flip burgers? I’m the manager, I have PFTS.
by Hater Killer November 7, 2020
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I am the boss now! I don’t do those little tasks! I have PFTS.
by Hater Killer November 6, 2020
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Chapter 10 pounds of cabbage? Hell no! I’m the chef, I got PFTS.
by Hater Killer November 6, 2020
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PFT is the best way to express feelings
Happy? PFFT
Sad? pfffft
Angry? PFFFFFFFFT
Annoyed? pft
by you smell go take a shower November 23, 2021
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think of the sound you make when some fuddy duddy says, "what will people think???" puh or fuh or tah

and what goes thru your mind: please, duck them.
Nikki: omg, the neighbors might worry if do that
me: pft... who cares what they think
by libs aka gladys May 19, 2023
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