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An exlamation of disbelief
Joe-"I won the lottery!!"
Me-"Pft! Yeah right."
by Emennius January 14, 2004
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A sound made when you could really care less about the subject mentioned but don't want to verbally express how you feel.
by MLSweetP June 20, 2011
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Pretty F***ing Terrible; the opposite of mmph (makes me pretty happy)
You listen to Kid Rock? PFT, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
by D Goody January 14, 2010
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Negroid 1: Daaammmnnn!!! Did you see that ass?

Negroid 2: Hell yea! That was P.F.T. Man!
by Marshbag April 25, 2007
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She's cute but she has PFT. Potential for thickness!
by notameangirl August 06, 2010
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the noise my dog makes when he farts
suddenly i heard my dog's rump go 'pffffftt'
by spike rouge August 26, 2004
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