hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)

i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song

hillbilly peleton by mountianbikeman June 27, 2008

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

peetong by darkbob October 15, 2006

peetour 

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

peetour by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

Peetoot 

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

Peetoot by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peretore 

To investigate existing field trouble in the electric distribution industry, but reporting that none exists.

Man, you really peretored that job.

peretore by Chunkenstein February 19, 2013

peetotaler 

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

peetotaler by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020