by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003
When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.
by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016
Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!
by Zchwen October 3, 2011
Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.
Boy: Random monkey screams.
by Trollcat June 4, 2013
Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.
by Travis Yawl May 13, 2007
by Ero-Petter September 28, 2006
Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.
With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...
by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009