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pronounced PEE-toh; plural "petoes"; adjective "petoish"
A peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-Pale skin
-Chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like Italian hands
-Most have blond hair, usually greasy
-Average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-Chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-Work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars
He's cute, but I don't like petoes.
by KingMePlease January 05, 2012

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