Pedtextrian

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.

Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!

Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

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pedtextrian

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.

I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.

pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

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petextrian • Pedtextrian • Pedextrian • Petetranised

petextrian

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.

petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009

Word of the Day on December 24, 2015

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Pedextrian

A person who is walking while engrossed in the use of an electronic device; such as reading an email, sending a text or browsing the internet and is distracted from the happenings going on around them.

Sally was being a Pedextrian at lunch and walked right into the busy intersection!

Pedextrian by Safety Scott June 19, 2018

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Petetranised

When a Ginger Irishman called Peter from Limerick talks down to you.

Matt was triggered , when he was Petetranised

Petetranised by TemuAddict August 18, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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