peter peter pussy eater 

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

peter peter pussy eater by Christine February 13, 2004

peter peter blumpkin eater 

after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".

"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"

peter peter blumpkin eater by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Peter peter penis eater 

Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)

Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater



may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)

Peter peter penis eater by Bethany August 6, 2004

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater 

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater by E from the East. April 3, 2009

Peter Packing Peter Gazer 

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

Peter Packing Peter Gazer by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023