petamus 

Another word used for the mans you-who. Or Just a word that can be used when your extremely mad at someone and at the moment cant use certain words so in that place you use the word petamus.

Come here you petamus!

Look at how big his petamus is.

petamus by Genetic_Disaster666 March 24, 2007

douche o potamus 

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.

Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.

douche o potamus by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

douche-o-potamus 

a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.

Tim you are annoying the fuck out of me you fawking douche-o-potamus. Buyaa!!!

douche-o-potamus by Fillmore Slim March 29, 2005

snarfa-potamus 

A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.

Damn.. she bitching again?? what a snarfa-potamus. Stinky snarfa-potamus go wash your vagina!!

snarfa-potamus by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009

peter potamus 

A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.

Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."

Dude: Bro, what happened last night?

Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?

peter potamus by PeterP123 April 11, 2010

Fag-o-potamus

A term used to affectionately bring attention to a morbidly obese homosexual without calling them a morbidly obese homosexual.

Did you see the fag-o-potamus convention at McDonalds?

Fag-o-potamus by razorpig September 9, 2011

lump-o-potamus 

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.

Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.

lump-o-potamus by EarlK August 27, 2010