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When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.
by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

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1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.
"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".
by darck_cide January 26, 2007

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Another name for female masturbation.
I think Betty went home to pet the cat.
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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When a woman masturbates
He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
by nappy pappy May 03, 2008

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