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pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis) 

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.
After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

Pistachios 

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!
Pistachios by Troya! February 23, 2009

Oneness Pentacostals 

Back-flipping, tongues-speaking baboons
Billy: WTF! Why is he doing back-flips and acting like a damn tool?

Fredrick: He's one of those oneness pentacostals.

Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.
"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

Pentaccostal 

The infamous ultra-pushy hypocritical religious organization that makes you feel almost forcibly delayed ("accosted") when their overzealous members arrogantly approach you about joining their faith and/or attending their services, yet they themselves perform acts of blatant dishonesty and aggressive rudeness that even an openly-hardened atheist would probably never do. Can also loosely refer to any form of unwanted religion-based harassment, no matter from what denomination.
Redneck Teenager: I have to take an alternate route to the lake when I go fishing on the weekend, so that I don't get pentaccostaled by the local bible-thumpers.
Pentaccostal by QuacksO January 13, 2017

Pentacostal fuck 

People who believe the pentecost is a national rape-your-mother holiday.
I've heard that the pentacostal fuck are targeting 5ft brunettes with size B cups.
Pentacostal fuck by Bad C dev August 26, 2021