pessimate 

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.

Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...

pessimate by Sir Brad January 30, 2008

dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways

Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!

dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017

pessimal

adj.

least desirable; the opposite of optimal

A steak knife is probably the pessimal piece of silverware for drinking soup.

pessimal by Itsatrap March 2, 2004

Pissmate 

2 or more individuals who Piss at the same time everyday.

John: Did you know Jessica is my pissmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s nice dude, i wonder who my pissmate is..

Pissmate by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

pessimaster 

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

pessimaster by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pesticate 

To annoy or be a pest. Can also be 'pesticus' or 'pesticating'.

"You are such a pesticus!"

"Stop pesticating your friends, they don't like to be fraped"

"Why do you pesticate me so, dawg"

Pesticate by Pesticus-Maximus September 29, 2011

Pissmate 

A Pissmate, in the Gay BDSM community is a Mate, Buddy, Pal or freind that is a Pissboy. A buddy who is also into Gay Watersports. A term of endearment in social networking.

My friends are meeting up tonight with other Pissmates for a sex party.

Pissmate by Yellowboy16 September 10, 2010