pessimal

adj.

least desirable; the opposite of optimal

A steak knife is probably the pessimal piece of silverware for drinking soup.

pessimal by Itsatrap March 2, 2004

pessimaster 

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

pessimaster by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

pessimate 

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.

Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...

pessimate by Sir Brad January 30, 2008