Perlatude 

The act of doing the best one can with what God gave them despite being inbred and from Chattanooga, Tennessee.

I needed a break from all the gore and perlatude. So, I went full retard... nom nom!

Perlatude by Priapizm February 25, 2009

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).

All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....

permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

Pervitude 

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.

The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.

Pervitude by Giermo July 4, 2011

Pervade 

Electrolyte drink for marathon wank sessions.

That's the fourth well-dressed couple that's knocked on my neighbor's door and introduced themselves before going in. Looks like I get to be camped out below the vent with a bottle of lube and a bottle of Pervade all night again tonight!

Pervade by QuickerMissus March 21, 2021

Pervature 

the degree to which someones perverted-ness is uncomfortably awkward

My friend began "hitting" on a girl and his pervature only got steeper.

Pervature by Wheres-The-Fun-in-That December 10, 2014

pervade 

To be present throughout; permeate

Jesus Christ pervades every aspect of my life.

pervade by Tytactic September 20, 2005

Permatude 

To have a bad attitude all the time.

Some one who is always unpleasant and always has a major attitude.

She has a permatude!

Permatude by Permatude Hater February 9, 2010