The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.
by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2019
The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.
by DeathProfit July 19, 2021
When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.
by Clom2222 December 17, 2014
a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
by oliver bryant December 14, 2009
When you reach your hand up under a girls dress and fondle her upon first meeting. Although illegal in most countries, it is a term used as a show of affection to beautiful ladies around the globe. Of course most of the ladies might not appreciate it as much as the men do but, it is a great term to use to the laymen that does not tip them off as to your intentions. The term was first coined by Mr. Fisher in 2008 while out on the town in Texas, and has grown like wildfire from there.
by Barry Myhoginya August 20, 2010
by Meatspiner February 6, 2008
Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.
Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.
by javier pendejo December 4, 2009