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The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.
by Brock Johnson December 10, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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