perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

permissible 

:that may be permitted, allowable

Middle English, from Medieval Latin permissibilis, from Latin permissus, past participle of permittere.

Please let me know if this is permissible.

permissible by PoeticAlibi January 28, 2005

non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

non-perishable by germangirls May 12, 2018

permisible protectile 

Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.

Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!

Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.

permisible protectile by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014