perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

perfuckt 

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason

1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.

perfuckt by Dan Regalia (DJ SHADOW - DARKSIDE-RADIO.COM) July 25, 2004

Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

Perfuckt 

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

Perfuckt by Lucie Bluebird September 11, 2016

Perfucktory 

describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions

Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?

It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory

Perfucktory by untalented fool July 25, 2009

Perfuckit 

It's when something looks look right on paper, sounds right in theory, or just seems logical at the moment until you really think about and you realize fuck that. To start something and end abruptly. Abort

I started to work on this science project and perfuckit... that's not going to work or you're hanging w/your boys and you're telling a story and after you start telling them you say perfuckit.... because you realized it was a lame ass story

Perfuckit by Chachi812 September 1, 2009

perfuckto 

like perfecto exept w/ fuck! so out comes perfuckto!

damn that bitch is perfuckto!!

perfuckto by joe and katie......wumbo! July 22, 2003