Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

mr.penispenis 

wen u put a top hat on ur dick and shout hello three times

hello hello hello mr.penispenis

mr.penispenis by jaysee mamma January 13, 2008

Penismeister 

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

Penismeister by Penismeister September 3, 2010

Penisensation 

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

Penisensation by jaffaw July 14, 2009

peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick

"see dat hoe she is peniswise"

peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.

wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...

peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003