Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

Pengston 

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....

'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'

Pengston by lici5467 January 16, 2010

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

Penisong 

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.

Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."

Penisong by Bryian. February 25, 2009

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penistron 

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

penistron by dannnny July 5, 2008

penismonger 

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004