Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

Penising 

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

Penising by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penisring 

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003