Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

penisocksor

(noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter.

See also penisoccer, the act of playing soccer/football with one's penis.

The penisocksor slipped a penisock onto his penis.

penisocksor by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Peniscock 

someone who takes it in the ass while taking another in the mouth

Eric Fishel is a Peniscock

Peniscock by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

peniscockle 

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.

The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.

peniscockle by Anonymous September 10, 2003

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

penisjocky by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

peniscock 

term used for somebody stupid/ignorant or annoying, or a man with two wieners that can pleasure a girl very good through both holes, but only has one big nut.

A girl saying "wow that peniscock was good last night, my anus AND vagina hurts." Or a dad saying to his son "go clean off the the kitchen table you peniscock!"

peniscock by peniscock October 5, 2008