Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Penisidus 

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

penismannsex 

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.

"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"

penismannsex by Valkrym March 11, 2023

Penismannsex 

Penismannsex ist wie sex nur mit Penismännern

Haben wir heute noch Penismannsex?
Wie viel Penismannsex hattest du?
Wir hatten heute Penismannsex.
Wollen wir Penismannsex haben?

Penismannsex by TheEpicFlexo March 11, 2023

Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

Penisanus by Danny Frings March 12, 2011