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Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penisive 

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...
Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis
penisive by octocat September 20, 2012

penislicker 

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.
NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.
penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

visible penis line 

VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.
Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).
visible penis line by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

penisland 

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.
I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.
penisland by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004