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9.
when you are one pump of blood away from reaching a full hard on
john "aww dude, i'm totally feeling penish right now"
by gman15 February 29, 2008
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1.
a funny way of saying penis = P
he has a funny looking PENISH =D
by dumbfrosh April 22, 2006
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2.
the quality of being penis like
amanda has a penish looking face
by chet holstrom September 28, 2007
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3.
A funny way of saying penis when you're mad.

Can be quoted from a game that most youtube poopers love: Super Robotnik Land. Robotnik yells this as he smacks enemies away with his penis. (Look up "robotnik and his gameboy" on youtube, you'll surely find it.)

A sound clip taken from the quote "snooPING AS usual, i see."
(Robotnik walks up to enemy)

"PENISH!"

(Robotnik proceeds to cockslap the enemy's face, throwing them off screen.)
by heretical-cubes February 23, 2009
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4.
The hillbilly way of saying penis.
Yew have a penish!
by DsLikeJesus June 22, 2010
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5.
a state of deep contemplation
peter and arielle were in a penish about what to order from the restaurant
by Mackenzie Schuler May 06, 2007
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6.
An ish penis, a small penis.
Friend 1: how big was it?

Friend 2: let's just say he has a penish.

Example 2:
Person 1: his penish was so small it felt like nothing.
by XOXOyourewelcomeXOXO August 02, 2013
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7.
(adjective) of or relating to a penis. penis like.
his hair cut was quite penish.

if you stopped being so penish, you might have a better chance of being of payed attention to.
by privatmike August 20, 2009
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