Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

penisch 

the word penis but with a lisp ;D

that perschon is a big penisch!

That person is a big penis.

penisch by ...sch July 8, 2009

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

Peniscatarian by Dakodak September 29, 2013

Penischeese 

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Penischeese by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

peniscat 

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.

Don't be such a peniscat, loser.

peniscat by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.

wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...

peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003

Peninches 

A unit of measurement used to quantify the length of a male phallus

Hey baby wanna come back to my place tonight? I have some red wine and ten peninches with your name on them.

Peninches by ADANOSH June 6, 2015