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Penisbutt 

A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.
Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!
Penisbutt by toethumb July 14, 2010

penisberg 

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.
Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.
penisberg by essemmdee March 17, 2011

penisbird 

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
penisbird by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Penisaurus rex 

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010

penisaur 

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.
I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!
penisaur by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008