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i like penis 

i like penis cuz im gay
i like penis by bush4s September 30, 2017

Frog like penis

Dude you have a frog like penis
Frog like penis by pillyreal April 20, 2021

“I like penis” 

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.
Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY
“I like penis” by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

penis pumping like a champ 

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

Like-penis-vagina-sexual

Being Like-penis-vagina-sexual is being a male who attracted to females, but enjoys having sexual intercourse with males. You aren't attracted to males, you just really enjoy getting railed by men or railing men yourself. This can also apply to females who are attracted to males, but enjoy having sexual intercourse with females. once again the females aren't attracted to the other females they just really enjoy have sex with them.
Like-penis-vagina-sexual
-Lets say you're a guy who really likes sex because its very awesome, you have a lot of sex with women. One day you get fucked by a guy and you really enjoy it. Your keep having sex with men, but you still are only are able to have attraction to females and get feelings for females. Now dont get me wrong you still enjoy vagina, but just dick more.

-Another example is you're a females who has been in a loving relationship with your Boyfriend for 6 years and you're convinced he's your soulmate. One day you and your friend are hanging out an end up having sexual intercourse. Right then you realize that you enjoy having sex with females more than males. You're still in-love with your boyfriend and like having sex with him, but you get off better with females.

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.
Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."