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penis punch 

When the male punches a female with his penis.
Bobby got wound up, so he penis punch Sandra in the face with his Penis.
penis punch by maamryk January 18, 2011

penis punching bag 

1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.

2. The recipient of a cock slap.


1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?

Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.

2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?

Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
penis punching bag by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.
Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!