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penis proposal 

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.

Penis propeller 

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.
Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.

It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.

Penis-Propping 

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male
Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory 

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

PenisPop 

A Popsicle u go in and out with, especially fast
I had the best PenisPop yesterday, it tasted like cum or booby milk
PenisPop by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Penispoop 

the act of shaping your poop like a penis. 2 balls and everything. if you want to get fancy make it cum. Penispoop can also mean another word for gay intercourse because your putting you penis in poop.
Sufixes: Penispoop?
Gay Male: Bet
Penispoop by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020