penis pong 

while wearing a belt, the player tucks the paddle underneath their belt upside down. the players then proceed to play ping pong using the attached paddle using pelvic thrusts to hit the ball back and forth over the net.

Hump, set, spike! penis pong also referred to as pelvic pong

penis pong by Nikc B August 17, 2007

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

Penisong 

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.

Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."

Penisong by Bryian. February 25, 2009

penismonger 

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Penismongering 

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.

Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.

Penismongering by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022

Penisbonged 

the past tense of to penisbong. in which one's penis bongs.

"she smoke on my weed till i penisbonged"

Penisbonged by wweedpasta July 17, 2023