penis pack 

I fannie pack worn by a male above his dick, instead of his butt-where it is supposed to be worn.

Hey look, that guys wearing a penis pack. Looks like he's afraid someone will steal it if he wore it right.

penis pack by whatiknow August 17, 2009

Penis Packing Patty 

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

Penis Packing Patty by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive

hey you penis packers get back to work

penis packer by MarMyd June 29, 2007

packing the penis 

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

packing the penis by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

penispack 

a bag in which you keep your penis.

I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.

penispack by Pabs S. December 31, 2008

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

Penisjacker by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

penispaces 

word for blanks in words that you have to fill (example: n_ght)

person 1: oh boy this question is tricky!
person 2: yea! it's a penispaces question!
the question: a__

penispaces by suns1202 October 9, 2022