penis goo

Penis Goo is a nice way of saying sperm or c*m.

Rachel: hey ya might not want to sit on Alex's bed, it's full of Penis Goo.

Rebecca: good lookin' out! the guys such a compulsive masturbator.

penis goo by lovezit April 7, 2005

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Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

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Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.

Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.

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A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

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"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

Goose penis by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

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The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.

Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!

Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?

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