Penis Bag 

A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.

Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?

Penis Bag by Got The Gobbler August 15, 2014

penis bag 

1. Another word for foreskin or prepuce. This is the skin that covers the glans of the penis on an uncircumcized penis.

2. A bag that contains woman's best friend - her sex toys/penises.

1. "You're penis bag is showing." or "Your penis bag is stuck in my teeth" or "OUCH! My penis bag is stuck in my zipper!!!"

2. "I never leave the house without my penis bag!"

penis bag by le professeur de sex August 24, 2011

penis punching bag 

1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.

2. The recipient of a cock slap.

1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?

Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.

2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?

Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.

penis punching bag by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008

Penisbagel 

A penisbagel is the word used when one acts dumb or does something stupid or wrong constantly.

Friend 1: "Sorry I screwed up againnnnnn!"
Friend 2: "Stop being such a penisbagel man....."

Penisbagel by CalamariJesus October 2, 2015