Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

Penis Attack by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023

penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

penis attack by AnJaHC May 23, 2006

Flying penis attack 

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

Flying penis attack by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011

attack penis 

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’

Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!

attack penis by Og Onion God February 12, 2018

Panis attack  

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

Panis attack by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009