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Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly
Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!
Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

Pooington 

To excrete fecal matter in a posh house or bungalow
What what mother, im just off for a Pooington
Pooington by Sadsack May 23, 2006

pennington

Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.
That Pennington kicked my ass, stole my girlfriend, and sued me.
pennington by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005

Penningtologist 

The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.
Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.
Penningtologist by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008

richard harold pirington 

is a literal monkey that can scale walls with ease, but like big hero 6 too much. aunt cass in particular wanks too her. He is ass at fortnite and has no bitches.
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ur such a richard harold pirington