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What my boyfriend needs.
Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!
penectomy by Julia November 19, 2003

e-penectomy 

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.
Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.
e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

international penectomy day 

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off
oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

five dollar penectomy 

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.
"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"

penisectomy

The removal of the male peepee-dink during a sex change operation. The opposite of an addadicktome.
Tommy, desiring to become Tolanda, wants his johnson removed so he requested a penisectomy while at the Mayo Clinic visiting his mother.
penisectomy by G. Wesley Davis March 15, 2005

penictory 

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.
My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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