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Pendulosity 

1. The side to side movement of an object.
2. The state or quality of being Pendulous.
3. The Pendulosity Theorem. P=FM^2/t. Pendulosity Equals Force*Mass(Squared) Divided by time. This is in reference to the Pendulous Factors associated with Breasts.
1. Pam Andersons breasts may be large, but they lack Pendulosity due to their fake/firm nature.
2. The three boobed hooker in "Total Recall" has an amazingly unique Pendulosity factor.
Pendulosity by WpnsLdr July 28, 2010
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pendulosity 

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.
My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.
pendulosity by Matthew January 20, 2004

pendulosity 

noun | pen-dju-lahss-itty | pən\ ˈdyü-əl\ˈlȯs\ˈi-tē

: the tendency of moving from one extreme to the other :
Dale didn't get too upset about Trump's win; he knew the pendulosity of politics would eventually balance things out.
pendulosity by freshjive187 April 19, 2018

Breasticular Pendulosity

An affliction suffered by people with large Breasts for Women or "Manboobs" for Men. When running or even walking briskly, the aforementioned affliction will cause a profound pendulum effect which will cause the individual to appear almost intoxicated and sometimes cause them to fall over.

This is sometimes affectionately referred to as "Jiggly Boobism".
"Look at the Breasticular Pendulosity on those puppies!"

Pendulity 

When you get a shot in your ass, and one ass-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.
The pendulity of my ass is beyond compare. Ouch.
Pendulity by Pendula-Bum December 26, 2010
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