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If you do not know, you will be happier!
"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"

The Genius, Stephen Colbert.

Seeing as it is pencils down?

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by JadedMaple August 09, 2006

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