PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.

PrisInman Presses by PrisInman July 17, 2011

Persses 

It’s like when you fucked something up. It’s like fuck but in Estonia it means in ass basically.

When you would say fuck but you say instead of that persses. So like “Persses I stepped on shit.”

Persses by Shawty ;) April 21, 2021

but presses 

squeezing ur buttox muscles really TIGHT and then let go, then really TIIGGHT, ahh then let go

'i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go'

but presses by cereal_killer September 11, 2003

Stop the presses 

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

Stop the presses by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

Presses by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

pepressed 

depression because of no pepsi :((

'Pepsi was sold out in the convenience store..'

'Oh god, is your pepression coming back?'

'I think I'm pepressed..'

pepressed by idontknowwhat_to_put_here September 27, 2023

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

half a presses by juncococococococo February 25, 2021