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Short for "penis eater." Usually used as a nickname for someone.
"Hey Peens! What's up?"
Jon you are such a peens
by daisy doll March 07, 2006
A term referred to a moment of complete coincidence between two people. When two people each say the same thing at the same time by accident, or discover something in common between themselves, a moment of peen has occurred.
Alex: Did you see SNL?
Justin: Yeah it was great!
Alex and Justin at the same time: "...In a van down by the river!"
Alex: ahhh! peeeeen!
Justin: Peen!!


Alex: My favorite band is Weezer!
Justin: Oh my god, me too!
Alex and Justin: Peen!!
by justin April 27, 2004
nervous, edgy, bit of a shut in
"Want to go out tonight?"
"uh, NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Peen"
by wigglet September 11, 2003
some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak
"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"
by kingsexy February 28, 2003
A derogitory term
You are such a pEEn
by Ian the Great May 04, 2003
The end result of preparing or cooking English peas inside their pods.
Mom: You guys like how I cooked those peas?
Dad: Are they peas or beans?
Justin: Beans, I think.
Dad: I thought those were peas.
Joe: That's what you'd call a peen.
by J. T. Holland September 27, 2006
1. n. slang. Male genetalia.
2. v. The word used to describe anything and everything a certain kid named Nathan may be doing at any given time.
hey susie! wanna see my peen?

oh my god nate! stop peening! nobody wants to see that.

by L_unit January 13, 2006