my peen is very long
by MC Boonge August 13, 2003
An alternative/shortened version of the word " Penis "
"Someone just sent me a picture of a peen."

" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."

"I got my peen shot off in Nam."
by Dontbesadstayrad September 15, 2015
Peen, Peening, Peened.

1. To investigate into a subject in order to revise or discover facts, theories or applications.

2. To free from dirt and foreign or extraneous matter.
1. I need to check this is correct, I'll Peen it

2. This room is getting a bit messy, It needs to be Peened.
by Bighippo April 03, 2012
Christopher Jaeger's Penis.
I'm gonna touch your peen :)
by Buggabooboo November 14, 2011
the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.
That fatty from G'bro is a right peen
by Legend88888 December 08, 2010
Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.
I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"
by A.larsun August 06, 2011
A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)
Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?
by xenite May 27, 2008

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