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A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)
Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?
by xenite May 27, 2008
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a pain in the ass and or a penis
Caleb is a peen :)
by kpenis October 04, 2009
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Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
Joe cut off someone on the freeway then slowed to 10 mph under the speed limit. Joe is a Peen.
by Fyrewolf Seahawk November 17, 2006
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Peen, Peening, Peened.

1. To investigate into a subject in order to revise or discover facts, theories or applications.

2. To free from dirt and foreign or extraneous matter.
1. I need to check this is correct, I'll Peen it

2. This room is getting a bit messy, It needs to be Peened.
by Bighippo April 03, 2012
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Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.
I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"
by A.larsun August 06, 2011
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shortened version of "penis". Can be used in just about any context.

Created when picking flowers in Red Dead Redemption

Josh: so what are you doing?
George: picking these flowers so I can get my 100%
Josh: wow................................ PEEN!
George: wait, what did you just call me?!?!?!?
Wow... What a dumb peen
by masterpeen January 24, 2011
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the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.
That fatty from G'bro is a right peen
by Legend88888 December 08, 2010
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