peenee 

1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis

Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"

peenee by panzerr October 21, 2004

peekee 

A call for help, that hopefully no one will understand.

Jimmy: "Bruh this cheeseburger is yummy"

Tom: "PEEKEE"

peekee by juiceb0xmemes April 18, 2021

peenee 

penis, male genitalia.

Often used when one is too uncomfortable to use the word "penis."

The peenee can be found in a man's pants.

peenee by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

peeneezing 

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

peeneezing by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peeneeweenee 

Large infestation of "cum" spots on the facial area. Also known as kareem

omg, that guy has bear kareems on his face like peeneeweenee

peeneeweenee by Georgey May 2, 2006

perkneer 

almost or it's close, or that was close to whatever the subject is

I was perkneer ready for another beer,but then we went to waffle house.

I perkneer peed myself when I got on the rollercoaster at the county fair.

perkneer by LaLa1143 May 22, 2006

peekeeper

waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a piss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.

i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot piss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper... it was dum akward

peekeeper by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010